Why Are Canadians Afraid Of The Dark?

Canadians are afraid of the dark because, half the year, we have what is called the "Midnight Sun." For half the year, we only get about 1 hour of dark a day, everywhere above the 49th parallel. The other half of the year, it is pitch dark.
We dislike the dark for many reasons. One, wolverines are most active at night. It is also very hard to aim your crossbow in the dark. As well, building an igloo in the dark is very difficult, as the snow does not melt and freeze to form sturdy walls, like in the day-time. As well, our dogs do not have the best nightvision, so our dogsleighs are not very efficient.

Perhaps it is less of a fear, and more a dislike of the dark, for the inconviences it causes us as a people.

We are not afraid of the dark and a whole country cannot be afraid of the dark itd be more like some individuals are afraid of the dark

I used to be... When I was 8.

We arent I know I am canadian. So don't ask stupid questions that wast peoples time!!

.... Are you for real?  Not all canadians are afraid of the dark.  Why would you think that?  One canadian is different than another.

We aren't. There was a Canadian spooky children's TV series called "Are You Afraid of the Dark". This lead to a series of stupid jokes about Canadians.